200450

Joke of the Day

"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"

"It's stupid that ""girl"" and ""world"" are rhymed together so much in songs when ""squirrel"" is right there for the taking."

"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."

"I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like."

"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""

"Batman Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter, money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred Cons: Robin"

"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."

"what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad"

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"Blow your load That awkward moment when you're about to blow your load, and your teacher makes direct eye contact."