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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything"

"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."

"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."

"Be great if just once the winning actor was like ""I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."""

"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."

"What did the field say to the farmer with no crops? Stop fallowing me!"

"How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word 'unionized'."

"Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''"

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."

"Hey, have you heard about the new Micheal Bay film? I've heard the lead role goes to explosions."