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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything"
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"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."
"I'm glad the unbelievably loud teenagers on this flight are all white so I can hate them."
"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"
"I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore... They seem to prefer the label ""alt-write"" nowadays."
"What do you call closet Purge ?"
"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."
"The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there."
"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."