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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy? He had phantom loads."
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"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""
"""OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE"" who is it? ""POLICE"" what is a police *cops start whispering* ""how does he not know what a police is"""
"I sexually identify as Counter Strike... *And I'm globally offended*"
"You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off."
"it's my birthday today. IK Fuck you too."
"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."
"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"
"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."
"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"