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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes"
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"When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose"
"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"
"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very tiny"
"did u fall from heaven bc so did satan"
"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."
"My girlfriend was just about to eat my extra long sausage But then I caught the fat bitch"
"I put the short word in the slightly longer word."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper responds, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""