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Joke of the Day
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
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"Did you hear about the Iranian who punched a guy at the soccer game? Well, the Shiite hit the fan. Sorry if it's a repost. :p"
"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating!"
"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke."
"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."
"Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws."
"A dad and his son are getting competitive while playing Smash Bros. The dad says: ""I fucked your mom!"" To which the son replies instantly: ""Yeah, well I've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be!"""
"[interview for waiter position] Manager: ""So how experienced are you at carrying multiple plates?"" Stegosaurus: ""You're kidding me right?"""