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Joke of the Day
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
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"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."
"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"
"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""
"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"
"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."
"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day"
"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"
"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."
"I am religious. I religiously avoid church."