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Joke of the Day

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn't born yesterday."

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."

"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage! Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo in there."

"Why did the orange juice fail his math exam? He wasn't concentrated."

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? Take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way!"

"Want to hear a corny joke?? Then please, lend me your ear."