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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage! Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo in there."

"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."

"I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to fcuk from behind."

"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? No tale."

"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."

"Sometimes when I get a retweet... I blow on my phone, twirl it and slide it into my belt holster, then ride off into the sunset like a dork."

"What do you call the medic in a K9 unit? A dogtor."

"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."

"What book does a gay horse read? 50 Shades of HaaAAaaayyy."