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Joke of the Day
"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."
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"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"
"[Riding a saddled turtle] BATTLE TORTOISE, GOOOO!! [turtle just goes normal speed for turtles] Aww man."
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"
"On phone: GF: We're breaking up... Me: I can hear you fine! GF: It's not you, it's me... Me: Did you get a new provider? GF: Kinda... Bye!"
"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."
"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"
"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."