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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"

"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"

"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"I had a delicacy last night, young Wookie steak... ...it was a little Chewie."

"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets."

"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."

"What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting? Christopher Sitten"