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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a corny joke?? Then please, lend me your ear."
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"How do I feel about your goatee? I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that?"
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture."
"What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream."
"When I go shopping with my wife she thinks I'm bored because I'm looking at my phone the whole time. But that's exactly why I'm not bored."
"911 what's the emergency? ""How do u unburn pizza?"" U burnt a pizza ""Yes"" I'll send a squad car ""Ok will they help?"" No ur under arrest"
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them..."
"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."
"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"