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Joke of the Day
"Why did the orange juice fail his math exam? He wasn't concentrated."
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"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."
"What do you call a gay man who just got fired? A canned fruit!"
"Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark' The other says, I'll have a Harvey Schrodinger, thanks'."
"I don't drink about you anymore."
"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"
"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"
"how do I play farmville on this fuckin site? This fuckin blows"
"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
"During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%"""