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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."

"Short simple fish joke A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a concrete wall looks up and says ,dam!"

"I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work."

"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"

"This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I've ever worn."

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."

"If you don't have any feelings watching a kid cry, most likely it's your kid."

"I like my women like I like my tea Red Bush."

"You know who is the worst person ever? Yes, Harry, he is."

"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"