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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I loiter outside of Victoria's Secret just so people think I have a girlfriend."

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."

"I get my exercise by running and jumping over the light beam before my garage door closes on me."

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."

"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."

"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"

"What do hippies call there sex life before they get married? Prius"