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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."
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"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."
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"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."
"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."
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"Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated."
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
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