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Joke of the Day

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"why does a one story whorehouse make more money than a two story? theres no fucking overhead..."

"What did Antonin Scalia's pathologist write in his autopsy report? Cause of death: Hippy-energy induced heart attack. Time of death: finally."

"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."

"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."

"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."

"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"

"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car."

"A book fell on my head today... I blame my shelf."

"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."