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Joke of the Day

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"Too many men hate it when I put both of my hands on their shoulder and ask if everything is alright take this guy at the urinal for example"

"Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*"

"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."

"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."

"What is easier done than said?"

"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."

"My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted."

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face."