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Joke of the Day

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."

"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."

"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"

"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"

"A cicada crawled up my butt while I was sleeping last night. I'm not worried though. It'll come out in 13 years."

"Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation"""