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Joke of the Day
"What do a bass guitar solo and peeing your pants have in common? It's quiet and embarrassing."
Next Joke
"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."
"The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate."
"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."
"Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects."
"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."
"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"
"*coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me."
"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."