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Joke of the Day

"How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it"

"Yesterday, I got a fortune cookie that said: ""Help! I'm stuck in a cookie factory!!!"""

"People use to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"" Well nobody is laughing now."

"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """

"I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."

"What is the early 17th Century English word for having excrement and blood smeared on your forearms? fisticuffs"

"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."