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Joke of the Day
"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"
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"I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?"
"Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier."
"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"
"A baby is a horrible paper weight because it just keeps rolling off the desk."
"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."
"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end you wish you had a club and a spade."
"How do you tell if someone's an introvert? Don't worry, they'll tell you."