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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."

"If you play a Justin Bieber track backwards... ...You'll hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber!"

"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."

"What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent."

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."

"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."

"An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below. The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey."