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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"

"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."

"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."