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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"

"I heard something crazy the other day apparently making alcohol in scotland is whiskey business"

"Save yourself from a sexual harassment case. If a fellow employee asks, ""Do you know a place I can get Off?"". They may just need some bug spray."

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"My wife just accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left!!"

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""

"How do you know someone is a vegan? Oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you"