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Joke of the Day

"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."

"So a guy comes into a bar... oh wait or was it a horse? Ok so a guy cums into a horse. yaaa obviously works better as a spoken joke"

"What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian Hindi-capped"

"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"

"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."

"What do you call batman when he runs out of church? Christian bale"