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Joke of the Day
"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."
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"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""
"Definitely not an hypochondriac I'm not an hypochondriac but I fear I'll become one."
"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."
"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."
"Already resenting that I have to wake up tomorrow."
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."
"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."
"What does a baby have in common with a old car? They're fun to take apart, but they're a real bitch to put back together."
"Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little.."