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Joke of the Day

"People use to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"" Well nobody is laughing now."

"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."

"DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU"

"Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer..."

"10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1's and 0's 10) There are no 2's"

"Things presently more popular than Congress: - shingles - those annoying stickers they put on apples - tofurkey - bone fractures - road ham"

"I've adjusted my insults to be more pc Instead of calling people gay, I call them straight."

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... ...But then I changed my mind"

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"Always Drive Drunk That way, if you get into an accident, at least you are drunk."