1976
Joke of the Day
"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"
Next Joke
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Dad."
"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."
"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"
"My partner is a dog person, I'm not. Gets really fucking inconvenient every full moon."
"My birthday is the 26th, the day of the first Presidential Debate. I do love comedy on my birthday!"
"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner it's usually about 90 degrees."