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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"

"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"someone stole my chair! deceitful..."

"Where there's a will there's an ""OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?""."

"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."

"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"

"What kind of emotional tailspin causes people to ""like"" Lysol on Facebook?"

"""What should we put in the middle of this mall?"" How bout some chairs? ""That idea sucks"" A little pond to throw money in? ""Oh hell yeah"""

"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."