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Joke of the Day
"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"
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"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."
"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"
"What's large, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."