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Joke of the Day
"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"
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"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"
"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"
"My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist."
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."
"Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong."
"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."
"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"
"If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop.... You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels."