44223

Joke of the Day

"My birthday is the 26th, the day of the first Presidential Debate. I do love comedy on my birthday!"

"Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away? Sure he can."

"[Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1? Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib"

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer."

"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."

"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""