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Joke of the Day

"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."

"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."

"I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?"

"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"

"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."

"How do Reavers clean their harpoons? They put them through the Wash."

"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."

"What do you call pickled bread? Dill Dough"

"My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg. wub wub wub wub wub wub...."

"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."