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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"

"The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel. Dinosaurs: We'll take those odds!"

"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."

"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"

"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"

"I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once It was great until i came in cider"

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."

"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."

"Daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."