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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lizard who can't easily have sex? A reptile dysfunction"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and as many as you can fit in the ash tray."

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"[at interview] Interviewer: tell me a little about yourself. Me: I'd rather not. I kinda want this job."

"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!"

"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."

"My wife wants pay equality.... I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass."

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."