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Joke of the Day
"Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another."
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"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists? They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. [explanation](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment)"
"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"
"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."
"who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!"
"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."
"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."