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Joke of the Day
"Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them."
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"My friend told me how electricity was measured. And I was like watt."
"My math teacher used to call me average.... It was mean."
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"""You're mother."" (thing to say to your mother)."
"I called work and told them I have Anal Glaucoma... Just couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."
"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."
"Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture."
"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."