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Joke of the Day
"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"
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"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"
"If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit."
"Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire."
"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."
"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? How was your date with Chris Brown."
"What is the friendliest kind of aircraft? A Hello-copter."
"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."
"It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal."