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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."

"What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer!"

"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"Jared Fogle asked me a question. ""On a scale of 1-10, what's your age?"""

"if you haven't been called a racist on the internet you haven't been using the internet"