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Joke of the Day

"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."

"The job hunt is going great I just spent 45 minutes applying online for a position at a company called ""Commercial Space Available."""

"What did one plumber say to the other plumber? Pipe down."

"Chuck Norris won the Origami Championship in 1983...folding a rock"

"How do you tell which nurse is the head nurse? shes the one with dirty knees"

"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted ""Whatever you do, don't look down"". So I started smiling."

"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"

"Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times"