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Joke of the Day

"Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie."

"The fastest way to get karma is... ...is to make someone think they are learning how to get karma"

"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"

"The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing."

"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."

"did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,""Lie to me, lie to me."""

"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."

"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"

"Why does the number 288 not come up in polite conversation? Because it's two gross."

"An only child invented the boomerang."