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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb? One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her."

"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."

"I find the biggest difference in Canada vs the US is they don't put your lids on for you at Starbucks and exponentially less gun violence."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."

"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"

"Opposites If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."

"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."

"What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? Both of them smoke the leafs"