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Joke of the Day

"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."

"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."

"I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said ""sank you."" So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that"

"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"

"What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]"

"I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?"

"What do two Wrights make? A plane"

"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."