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"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"
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"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"
"Want to avoid making excuses when people ask you to hang out? Always say no when someone asks ""wanna hear something amazing?"""
"I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story."
"Every time I glue uncooked pasta together, a macaroni angel gets its wings."
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
"Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]"
"Gays and ISIS ... are fucking assholes."
"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."
"Guess which Wraith is a homosexual It's the flaming one"