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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."

"What's 5,000 lbs and sexually confused? A Bi-noceros"

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"

"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"

"I came. I shaw. I shanked."

"Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is being at a party and feeling socially awkward."

"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"