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Joke of the Day

"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."

"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."

"A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve your kind here."" The superconductor left without resistance."

"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"

"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."

"What does the secret service man say to the other secret service man when he has to go to the bathroom? Hold on I have to take Obama to the White house."

"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"

"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."

"The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning."

"Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming ""We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!"" Turned out it was Farmer Geddon"