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Joke of the Day

"A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve your kind here."" The superconductor left without resistance."

"Worst joke I know. How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their favorite teddybear."

"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."

"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."

"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"

"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."

"Goldilocks was killed last night The murderers did it with their own bear hands"