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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"
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"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."
"Just got back from Sam's Club - got a great new electric piano, 19 pack of BBQ lighters, and a impulse kayak - fuck forgot milk"
"Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"
"It's amazing that even 20 years later, pretending to shoot heroin with an mechanical pencil can still be a great way to procrastinate."
"Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn't even."
"Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow."
"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."