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Joke of the Day
"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."
Next Joke
"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"
"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."
"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."
"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."
"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."
"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"
"I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?"
"Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!"
"A fun thing to do when you're done dating someone is just disappear completely and pretend you've lost your phone and died"