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Joke of the Day

"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"

"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."

"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."

"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."

"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."

"The governers mansion in Alabama caught on fire today It burned down yhe whole trailer park."

"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."

"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"

"If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere."

"Do you want to hear a short joke? Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head anyway."