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Joke of the Day

"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."

"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."

"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."

"How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can't make racist jokes."

"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"

"So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Get the fuck out!"""

"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"

"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."