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Joke of the Day
"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."
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"I ordered a penis enlarger from eBay last week. The bastard sent me a magnifying glass."
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"I finished a sudoku today so I'm ready to do your taxes."
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"
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"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."
"I'm bad at misleading people Not"
"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"