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Joke of the Day

"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."

"Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game? They needed to give their characters an eye-patch."

"I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself"

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."

"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."

"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"

"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."