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Joke of the Day
"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."
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"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"
"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."
"Police are on the lookout for a magician dwarf who escaped prison. They're looking for a small medium at large."
"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."
"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"
"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"
"(Waiter) ""What can I get you sir?"" (Gastronomist) ""Something with a simpler plot."""
"To be honest, I really don't give a f*ck. I lose friends, make friends and make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me..."
"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."