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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
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"What is a police called on her period? red bull"
"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she. Do you know what her dogs name was? (insert Wookie noise) Do you know why her dog ran away? You would to if your name was (insert Wookie noise)."
"Dude you're like my fridge... Super cool. (Best used when a friend is bragging about themselves)"
"If a young boy dog is called a puppy... then what is a young girl dog called? A puppet!"
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights"
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."